Brain Cancer

I'm convinced that I will most likely die of brain cancer because of all the random cool new technologies I use. Before university I used to never talk on the phone. Honestly I'd find it annoying to stay up late and talk however in the past 2 years on my cell phone alone I have used up 19197.39 minutes. How crazy is that? That is almost 320 hrs on the phone which is like talking for almost 13 and half days straight. And to think this is the only the amount on my cell phone, I can't imagine the amount on my land line.

I don't consider myself to be someone who uses my phone constantly, I know people who use it so often that I honestly haven't reconized them without the phone. I wonder how many minutes they have racked in.

So yes if I end up in the hospital for brain cancer or ear cancer or something along those lines, I know exactly how I got it. I guess I should call health Canada to see what they have to say about it... maybe I'll be lucky and they won't put me on hold if I tell them I'll sue if I get brain cancer while waiting for them to answer my call ....